Romantic or not?

I can't take credit for this. I found it years ago from a forwarded e-mail and I wrote it down on an old notebook. Can't remember who it's from, though. But it's hilarious. HAHA. Whoever wrote this is a riot. :))

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.


I thought I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


Of loving beauty you float with grace,
if only you could hide your face.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
these describe everything you're not.


I love your face, smile, lips and eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


I always see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


My love for you, no words can tell, 
except for maybe, "Go to Hell."


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.