Romantic or not?

I can't take credit for this. I found it years ago from a forwarded e-mail and I wrote it down on an old notebook. Can't remember who it's from, though. But it's hilarious. HAHA. Whoever wrote this is a riot. :))

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.


I thought I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


Of loving beauty you float with grace,
if only you could hide your face.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
these describe everything you're not.


I love your face, smile, lips and eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?


I always see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.


My love for you, no words can tell, 
except for maybe, "Go to Hell."


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WOW, i can't believe it took me more than 4 months to update this blog. 4 months! Haha.. actually, i'm not really that surprised. Even when doing school work, it takes me about 5 hours to warm up. Not necessarily because i'm lazy (although, i admit, i sometimes am), i think it has more to do with my setting, than anything else. there's nothing like a spacious desk, a comfortable chair with a backrest and a cup of sizzling hot coffee to keep you going. unfortunately, i've no choice but to work on my bed, where sleep keeps seducing me. i need a better workstation. *subliminal message to parents successfully inserted*

I promise, from now on, I will do my best to keep this blog (and my creative juices) flowing. I keep true to what I said on my first post. Everywhere I look there really is a story going on in my head, but i'm not sure they're appropriate for public consumption, y'know what i'm sayin'? Also, I think it has more to do with me being afraid of saying (or posting) something that i'll disagree with in the future. I guess i'll have to take more risks, be courageous, and confident of my convictions... I'll also try to be more relevant. Sometimes, I get carried away by the liberalness of the arts (if that even makes sense), and i tend to post crap that nobody gives a poop about. 


So, I'll make an oath. If I don't post anything for more than a month, I'll give up chocolate. (Just kidding! I can never give up chocolate. o_o). But seriously, I'll keep on posting, even if it won't make sense. After all, my whole point of starting this blog is for me to be able to practice my writing shtick. 


"are you ready pen? start writing! tenenenen ten tenenenen ten tenenenen..." (props to those who know where i got this.. haha)